So u want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for

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There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work,
you have used up 170 days,
leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year

 

The FIVE Commandments of Waiting (for LADIES

(1)THOU SHALL NOT BE DESPERATE: 
Simple as it may sound, it is one major mistake that the average girl makes. You cannot, by cooking all his meals, washing his clothes, calling him everyday at odd hours, visiting his mum, and perhaps even sleep...ing over, make him like you any more than he already does …or does not. The sad truth is that most women don’t realize that men can smell desperation a mile away. So common girls, we can do with a little dignity and self respect. If he’s just your friend then do unto him as you do unto all your other friend

Picture Of Building That Fell At Maryland Lagos Yesterday.

This Building caved in at NO. 11 IKORODU ROAD,MARYLAND, LAGOS yesterday evening..




Source: Kanyinulia

What Do You Make Of This Tonto Dike's New Tatoo?

 Pls what's this thing this chik drew on her back....so annonying and scary....and she even said she has more than 50 other drawings on her body...pls dear NP readers is this a Yay Or Nay?

The difference between sex, super sex and love

Girl asks her mother: What is sex?

 Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, sleep with him once, and then each one go on his way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.

... Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive Caviar...and then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.

And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?
Mother: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for free!=D =))

And then the mother asked her which one does she tink is better?

Hmmmm thats a pretty good lecture...dear NP readers which do you prefer????

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Tips For Single And Married Ladies

Though canal, but will save a lot of home troubles in marriages. Don't say I told U̶̲̅. This is specially for wives and intending wives; it may save you stroke and high BP.


1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.


2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite ,some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.
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3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.
 

A Pre-Wedding Test

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty... words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.